Also known as: When you are anxiously waiting for your friends to write you back, their letter will not arrive until you are completely and safely out of town and unable to tear open the envelope the minute it arrives. But your mom, who stayed home, will text- torture you by letting you know that it's finally there.
Mom: You got a letter from Ohio...
Phoebe: I actually sent letters to two different people in Ohio recently. Does it have a name? (either way, I'm secretly dying inside)
Mom: It's from, and I quote: "The Only Person You Know in Ohio" and it is addressed to, and I quote: "Pheebee Harrhead
Phoebe: Wow. That's really ironic. And YEEEEEEEES!
The ONE day I don't religiously check the mail!
Mom: Well, that's the universe for ya!
Phoebe: Ha ha, yup! Thanks : ) could you put that in a safety deposit box for me?
Mom; Well, I've already got armed guards here. Don't you think the safety deposit box would be a bit overdoing it?
Phoebe: Ha ha! Hmmm...I guess. Are any of the guards cute? Maybe they could help me get over missing Michael.
Mom: I can't tell through their ninja masks, but they do have nice butts.
Phoebe: Done
Mom: Atta girl