Sunday, May 27, 2012
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Morning Rain
I hope I didn't wake you up today. I ordered a thunder storm, with a side of heavy rain and it arrived a little early. But 5:45 isn't such a bad time to get up when it's a Saturday, and everyone else is asleep. When everything inside the house is quiet and everything outside the house is loud. It's especially not bad if you keep all the lights off and just go with whatever early morning illumination the rain let's through. Sublime. That is a good word for this moment.
Thunder and lightning are like a gripping paragraph in the middle of your novel that you weren't expecting. That one paragraph that changes everything for the characters in the book and that does not allow you to put the book down or refrain from turning it's pages. You are alarmed and yet seduced at the same time by the power and magnitude of everything that is out of your control. And you want more, you definitely want more, primarily because from where you stand...you know you're safe. Such is the gift of vicarious danger. All of the adrenaline, and none of the consequences. Such is a Saturday morning thunderstorm, from the comfort of your living room window.
Thursday, May 17, 2012
I Loaf You...
One of the smartest things my husband ever did resulted in having a loaf of bread thrown at his head. If you can handle an 18 slice whack to the noggin...you too can have wedded bliss. It was very early on in our marriage. I was just discovering what it was like to come home at the end of a long day, anxious to catch up and reconnect with my sweetheart, only to find that Captain Jean-Luc Picard and the entire crew of the Starship Enterprise were on a five-year mission...to steal his brain.
In other words; if Star Trek was on...I was invisible and inaudible. Literally. Star Trek was his version of football and you football widows know what that's like. I was flabbergasted, crushed, and eventually...irate. In all my 20 years of life and what little maturity came with that, I opted for what I now know to be "emotional extortion" or in Mormon lingo "unrighteous dominion". I went in the bedroom and pouted.
Now I know that his reaction was probably more lucky than it was deliberate, but nevertheless, there couldn't have been a more proper response to my sulking. He did nothing. Nada. My bad behavior went completely unrecognized. A year went by, if a day, with this pattern of bad behavior when suddenly one night, I gave up. I threw in the towel, or in this case...the loaf. After repeatedly trying to ask him an important question and not getting as much as a simple grunt in reply, pure exasperation possessed me and I grabbed the nearest non-lethal object and hurled it at his head. It was a loaf of bread.
BAM. It got his attention. Then I walked out of the room.
I never cared after that. My happiness became my own responsibility, independent of him. It took me another decade to learn to apply that to every aspect of our relationship, but it was worth the journey. Had he ever responded to my little tantrums, I would have learned quite a different lesson and would have possibly become a rather manipulative little punk. Not only did this new approach to life make me happier, it made me more interesting to be around too. It started to be his idea to hang out with me and do what I was doing. And after I stopped perceiving Star Trek as the enemy, I started watching it with him and discovered it was a really good show, geekiness and all.
Now...it is my mission, my duty, and my joy to share that message with others in hope that it opens up a few new possibilities for them, and an entirely new 'frontier' of happiness. Let's do this, girls. Engage!
In other words; if Star Trek was on...I was invisible and inaudible. Literally. Star Trek was his version of football and you football widows know what that's like. I was flabbergasted, crushed, and eventually...irate. In all my 20 years of life and what little maturity came with that, I opted for what I now know to be "emotional extortion" or in Mormon lingo "unrighteous dominion". I went in the bedroom and pouted.
Now I know that his reaction was probably more lucky than it was deliberate, but nevertheless, there couldn't have been a more proper response to my sulking. He did nothing. Nada. My bad behavior went completely unrecognized. A year went by, if a day, with this pattern of bad behavior when suddenly one night, I gave up. I threw in the towel, or in this case...the loaf. After repeatedly trying to ask him an important question and not getting as much as a simple grunt in reply, pure exasperation possessed me and I grabbed the nearest non-lethal object and hurled it at his head. It was a loaf of bread.
BAM. It got his attention. Then I walked out of the room.
I never cared after that. My happiness became my own responsibility, independent of him. It took me another decade to learn to apply that to every aspect of our relationship, but it was worth the journey. Had he ever responded to my little tantrums, I would have learned quite a different lesson and would have possibly become a rather manipulative little punk. Not only did this new approach to life make me happier, it made me more interesting to be around too. It started to be his idea to hang out with me and do what I was doing. And after I stopped perceiving Star Trek as the enemy, I started watching it with him and discovered it was a really good show, geekiness and all.
Now...it is my mission, my duty, and my joy to share that message with others in hope that it opens up a few new possibilities for them, and an entirely new 'frontier' of happiness. Let's do this, girls. Engage!
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Please Pass the Penguin
These cute little guys are our new salt and pepper shakers.
Not only can you shake 'em...but they roll when you wind them up.
Passing has never been more fun. I honestly don't think salt and
pepper has ever been more popular at our house. Now it seems
everyone's soup needs a little something extra, as in...a visit from
a rolling penguin.
In the unfortunate event that you or a friend are diagnosed with breast cancer, and an oncologist prescribes Taxotere (manufactured by Aventis), please make sure that plenty of thought is given to all of the side-effects, but this one in particular: Taxotere users have a 3-6% chance of never recovering their hair after treatment. This ranges from never recovering all of their hair, to never recovering some of their hair.
To put this in perspective, in America approximately 289,000 women are diagnosed with breast cancer a year. If all of them used Taxotere as part of their chemotherapy, the result would be between 8,670-17,340 women who would, for the rest of their lives, suffer from Persistant Chemo Induced Alopecia. Significant hair loss.
Compare this to other undesirable statistics: 400 people are struck by lightning a year (40 fatally struck), 60 people are attacked by sharks (worldwide), 1,500 people are injured in tornados (70 people die), and there were 117 aviation accidents last year with 828 fatalities. These are all incidents and events that we people as a whole, not only fear, but take great measures to avoid when possible. If comparing hair loss to natural disasters seems a little dramatic and out of context, just ask a woman if she'd rather be struck by lightning or see the top of her naked scalp every day for the rest of her life.
"Better bald than buried" we all used to say in the chemo room at the hospital; and that is certainly true. But if you've ever read Lance Armstrong's cancer story, you will remember that when he learned that his prescribed chemo would jeopardize his lung performance for the rest of his life, he didn't say "Better breathless than buried", he made the doctors do their homework and find an alternative chemo that would not affect his lungs.
We're all just so scared and overwhelmed when we first get our diagnosis. There are SO many choices to make and an overwhelming amount of new vocabulary and facts to digest, we just latch on to whatever the doctor says and start running the race of our lives before we even check to see if our laces are tied.
I just wish someone would have spelled this out to me. I would have dug deeper. There was NO question in my mind that my hair was going to grow back. I had the stages of regrowth all worked out in my head, with all the cutest short hairstyles already selected. Start out with the Sinead O'Connor look, then move on to Halle Berry...add a little Meg Ryan pixie-cut next...you get it.
And in case you're a dude, and you just don't get it...here's your analogy for the day. Boobs. Imagine getting a nice rack when you turned 40. Not just fat-gut man boobs, I mean the real deal, jiggy-wiggly girl stuff. Now take a cold shower and stay with me (remember, they're on you). Yah, you could tape 'em down, alter your wardrobe, whatever. I know...I've got wigs and hats. But the cold hard fact is...the new look sucks and you just want to be you again. This was never part of the plan.
So wah-wah-poor-me-barf; I know, but the bottom line is (since we're spending time at the bottom): If you're the type of person who would hide from a tornado or avoid swimming with sharks, be woefully wary of the Taxotere. Tell your friends. Don't let them be one of the numbers. The odds of hair complications on that medicine are higher than most of these other dreadful risks. Read the small print. If it says "hair growth should resume 4-6 weeks after completing treatment", don't put a whole lot of money on "should".
See http://aheadofourtime.org/ for more information, and heal at your own risk.
To put this in perspective, in America approximately 289,000 women are diagnosed with breast cancer a year. If all of them used Taxotere as part of their chemotherapy, the result would be between 8,670-17,340 women who would, for the rest of their lives, suffer from Persistant Chemo Induced Alopecia. Significant hair loss.
Compare this to other undesirable statistics: 400 people are struck by lightning a year (40 fatally struck), 60 people are attacked by sharks (worldwide), 1,500 people are injured in tornados (70 people die), and there were 117 aviation accidents last year with 828 fatalities. These are all incidents and events that we people as a whole, not only fear, but take great measures to avoid when possible. If comparing hair loss to natural disasters seems a little dramatic and out of context, just ask a woman if she'd rather be struck by lightning or see the top of her naked scalp every day for the rest of her life.
"Better bald than buried" we all used to say in the chemo room at the hospital; and that is certainly true. But if you've ever read Lance Armstrong's cancer story, you will remember that when he learned that his prescribed chemo would jeopardize his lung performance for the rest of his life, he didn't say "Better breathless than buried", he made the doctors do their homework and find an alternative chemo that would not affect his lungs.
We're all just so scared and overwhelmed when we first get our diagnosis. There are SO many choices to make and an overwhelming amount of new vocabulary and facts to digest, we just latch on to whatever the doctor says and start running the race of our lives before we even check to see if our laces are tied.
I just wish someone would have spelled this out to me. I would have dug deeper. There was NO question in my mind that my hair was going to grow back. I had the stages of regrowth all worked out in my head, with all the cutest short hairstyles already selected. Start out with the Sinead O'Connor look, then move on to Halle Berry...add a little Meg Ryan pixie-cut next...you get it.
And in case you're a dude, and you just don't get it...here's your analogy for the day. Boobs. Imagine getting a nice rack when you turned 40. Not just fat-gut man boobs, I mean the real deal, jiggy-wiggly girl stuff. Now take a cold shower and stay with me (remember, they're on you). Yah, you could tape 'em down, alter your wardrobe, whatever. I know...I've got wigs and hats. But the cold hard fact is...the new look sucks and you just want to be you again. This was never part of the plan.
So wah-wah-poor-me-barf; I know, but the bottom line is (since we're spending time at the bottom): If you're the type of person who would hide from a tornado or avoid swimming with sharks, be woefully wary of the Taxotere. Tell your friends. Don't let them be one of the numbers. The odds of hair complications on that medicine are higher than most of these other dreadful risks. Read the small print. If it says "hair growth should resume 4-6 weeks after completing treatment", don't put a whole lot of money on "should".
See http://aheadofourtime.org/ for more information, and heal at your own risk.
Monday, May 14, 2012
Acumen at it's finest...
When your husband comes home from work and mentions that his boss, who is usually cranky, behaved rather nicely instead, it's always interesting when your 11 year old has a ready explanation: "Maybe he ate some cake?"
That's my girl.
That's my girl.
Thursday, May 10, 2012
Leaving Facebook
On Monday July 7th, 2008 I joined Facebook. There was nothing significant about that event, in fact if I remember correctly, it basically happened at gunpoint. I had heard all about social networking on the internet and it's inherent dangers and had forbade my children to join any of it. But trusted colleagues of mine began to suggest that Facebook would be ok for kids, if their parents were one of their online "friends". I reluctantly agreed and eventually created an account and just like that; BAM! I had one more chore to add to my list of things to do: log into Facebook once a day and spy on my children. But a mom's gotta do what a mom's gotta do.
Little did I know then, that not only would I come to enjoy my time on the website, but I would eventually develop an entirely new section of gray matter in my brain, devoted solely to the purpose of communicating with the world via Facebook. In the morning, I turn on my computer and check my emails. Then I open up Facebook and leave it running throughout the day. Like a punctuation mark at the end of every chore, errand, or activity, I stop by my laptop and see what's happened while I was away. It's almost reflexive and definitely...pathetic.
But, I can do pathetic and I've done it for almost four years now. It's been great...until now. Now the makers of Facebook have introduced a new format called "Timeline" and I do not care for it at all. The designers of this new format completely missed the whole 'less is more' chapter at web design school and as luck would have it, I am all about simple.
So today, Thursday May 10th, 2012 I deleted my Facebook account. It's been interesting. More interesting than I expected. I didn't think I would hear anything about it, I didn't think anyone would really care. Maybe the response I've received to my announcement is just nice people saying nice things, but whatever the reason....sigh....it kind of melted my heart, just a little. So I have to say...thanks guys, you're the best 295 friends I've ever had! You can still read my blog and leave comments. No need to be a stranger.
P.S. The kids are taking wagers on how long I can stay off of Facebook. I'm placing my bet on an entire year, the kids are talking more in terms of weeks.
Little did I know then, that not only would I come to enjoy my time on the website, but I would eventually develop an entirely new section of gray matter in my brain, devoted solely to the purpose of communicating with the world via Facebook. In the morning, I turn on my computer and check my emails. Then I open up Facebook and leave it running throughout the day. Like a punctuation mark at the end of every chore, errand, or activity, I stop by my laptop and see what's happened while I was away. It's almost reflexive and definitely...pathetic.
But, I can do pathetic and I've done it for almost four years now. It's been great...until now. Now the makers of Facebook have introduced a new format called "Timeline" and I do not care for it at all. The designers of this new format completely missed the whole 'less is more' chapter at web design school and as luck would have it, I am all about simple.
So today, Thursday May 10th, 2012 I deleted my Facebook account. It's been interesting. More interesting than I expected. I didn't think I would hear anything about it, I didn't think anyone would really care. Maybe the response I've received to my announcement is just nice people saying nice things, but whatever the reason....sigh....it kind of melted my heart, just a little. So I have to say...thanks guys, you're the best 295 friends I've ever had! You can still read my blog and leave comments. No need to be a stranger.
P.S. The kids are taking wagers on how long I can stay off of Facebook. I'm placing my bet on an entire year, the kids are talking more in terms of weeks.
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