You know you're depressed when...
1. Snow in April makes sense and
2. hunger pains are good, 'cause at least you're feeling something and
3. you wonder why you don't know the words to Moon River.
You know you're bored when...
1. You can't wait for Tourettes Awareness Month so you can wink at total strangers for no reason and
2. you wonder what food goes best with The Eagles.
"So put me on a highway, and show me a sign...." (I'm leaning towards grilled cheese, but I could be wrong)