Not long after I got home from work today, I sat down on the couch and fell instantly asleep. Slept for two hours. It has finally hit me...the sleep deprivation I've been building up for the past two weeks. I can't help it. After Mark left for Chicago, bedtime changed drastically, or rather...disappeared altogether. Now, when I would usually be turning out the lights and going to sleep, I am sitting in bed watching the NBC late night line up. Jay Leno is in charge of creating noise first; then Jimmy Fallon. It's really all about getting to Jimmy's show ya' know. And even though I do fall asleep halfway through it, he really is the better entertainer of the two. I just wish NBC would let him entertain me to sleep a little bit earlier, that's all. NBC...are you listening? 'Cause someone has to be the grown up here and do the responsible thing, I'm starting to get bags under my eyes! (BTW...Thank You Notes...they're the best)

But, the sleep deprivation thing has actually, really paid off. Not only am I way off my game - all of the time, but I have managed to go not once, but twice, through an entire day before realizing that I had my underwear on inside out. This beats my previous record of.....(drumroll....) never.

As for Jimmy Fallon's Thank You notes segments...see for yourself:

Thank you, Good and Plenty candies — or as I like to call you, prescription licorice.

Thank you, wet floor signs, for warning me that if I walk on you, I might start breakdancing.

Thank you, gift cards, for basically saying “I could have just given you this money, but I wanted to have final say over where you spent it.”