It's 2017 and I still think it's entirely possible that someone will want to steal my iPod Classic. It's a 120 GB 7th Generation. Yes...we're talking about this bad boy:
Did I mention that it's 2017?
You should also know that it took me over two years to try the bidet at work. It's just that the words "learning curve" and "toilet" made me incredibly uncomfortable. I don't know what I thought could go wrong...all I knew was that the darn thing had a control panel with more than one button and not one of them had the word "dignity" on it.